Monday, March 30, 2009

The 0'Factor, episode 9

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I really wanted to avoid a pun like "See the ladies of Mobius Strip", if only because I wouldn't be able to realize the full visual potential of such a pun.



Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sunday Comic: Super-Stickman 49: Super-Stick-Man On the Outlaws Trail

Dateline: The Old West!
When two notorious outlaws escape, it is up to the U.S. Marshall and Our Hero to round them up!

Click on the link to the comic and follow the exciting story!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Slope-Intercept Form

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B is for Beatles.
With C you get Cookie.



Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Comedy Limits

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Ironically enough, this started out as a political joke ...
... that's "ironic" because there are too many stooges in politics.

There are three branches of government and three stooges.
Co-incidence?



Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Lunacon 2009 Report

In brief: it was a good time. Saw some friends that I haven't seen since the last con, and got to talk to some people that I met briefly last year.

One of them was Laura Anne Gilman, who autographed my newly-purchased copy of THE SHADOWS BETWEEN, a Poltergeist: The Legacy novel, written under the name L.A. Liverakos. This was sometime after I mentioned the fact that I was trying to avoid buying more media tie-in novels. Sorry, but most of them are awful. However, I have hope for this one because I made a bit of a fool of myself when I discovered that she had co-written DEEP WATER, a Buffy the Vampire Slayer novel with Josepha Sherman, a book that I read within the past year. I remembered Sherman's connection to the book, but not Gilman's.

Okay, so I felt like an oxymoron minus the oxy. I was introduced by a mutual friend and stopped by one of her panels. Shame on me for spacing out on her name until this year. In my defense, she was introduced to me only as "Laura Anne" ... No, not much of a defense. Now I have to find my copy of Deep Water and ask them both to sign it next year.

In other news, I re-used my Joker costume from last Halloween. Not the Heath Ledger Joker, but the costume I had in 1989. It still fit 20 years later. (It was a little big on me back then.) One guy asked why I wasn't wearing a fake mustache covered in white face paint. Ah, maybe next year.

Monday, March 23, 2009

What Is This Thing Called 'Sleep'?

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Sleep can be overrated. Then again, parties can be overrated, too.

Also, Hours of Sleep is inversely proportional to Number of Hours Late the Next Strip Will Be Posted.

Edit: Call it "irony" or whathaveyou, but I noticed that due to lack of sleep, I misspelled "convention" in the original posting. It's been fixed.



Sunday, March 22, 2009

Sunday Comic: Super-Stickman 48: Super-Stick-Man Meets the Sheriff

Dateline: The Old West!
There's a standoff in the streets and Our Hero is (or was) witness to it.

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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Knowing

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Knowing where the pun comes from is half the joke.

Actually, I saw this tagline on a bus shelter ad space ... but it wasn't on the movie poster, so I had to go back to that same bus stop to make sure that I had the wording correct.



Tuesday, March 17, 2009

St.. Patrick's Day 2009

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So if you play blackjack at a casino in Ireland, could you be doublin' in Dublin?
(assuming that that's legal over there)



Monday, March 16, 2009

Bell Curve

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Not your typical bell curve.



Sunday, March 15, 2009

Sunday Comic: Super-Stickman 46: Super-Stick-Man Goes West

Dateline: The Old West!
That's right, the Old West. The stagecoach is being robbed, but as luck and time would have it, Super-Stick-Man is there! Or, at least, he was there.

How he got back there isn't important! What is important is that you click on the link to the comic and follow the exciting story!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Happy Pizza Day

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It came to my attention recently that calling a pizza a pie seems to be a regional thing. Friends on the net seemed perplexed when I used the term round pie. At least I didn't use the ultra-Brooklynese term pizza pie.

By the way, when I did this Pi Day comic last year, I hadn't planned on it being an annual thing. But I've been asked by a couple of people what I was cooking up for this year (and why I didn't mention Square Root Day).

So give the people what they want. I can't disappoint my handful of followers.



Another (x, why?) sighting

This comic, the Voyage Home, was featured at thefunniestpart a few days ago.

If you spot any (x, why?) comics anywhere else on the web, let me know.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Through a Window, Darkly: The Undiscoverd Country

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You are traveling to another dimension, a dimension not only length and width but of depth . . .

I couldn't find little magnetic numbers that were both the correct color and the correct shape. I'm guessing the FWOOM Tube caused color distortions along with the corresponding weight gain.



Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Through a Window, Darkly: The Voyage Home

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Dividing by zero is never good.
Even in the negative universe, everything has its limits.



Monday, March 09, 2009

Through a Window, Darkly: Part VI

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Without the disguises, you would've had a "mean none", instead.

A year later, and history is repeating itself, but the jury is out on whether it's tragedy or farce.



Sunday, March 08, 2009

Sunday Comic: Super-Stickman 46: Super-Stick-Man and the Construction Mishap

Dateline: Stick-World!
Look! Up in the sky! It's a guy walking on a steel girder!
Or is he??

Don't touch that dial! But do click this link and follow the unfolding story!

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Through a Window, Darkly: Part V

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Have you ever needed help and there was none to be found?

And they could've looked up an old colleague of theirs in show business.



Friday, March 06, 2009

Through a Window, Darkly: Part IV

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Alternate dialogue:
"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
-- Karl & Groucho Marx

Everything else you can Google.

Updates every day this week! Hopefully! (almost not today!)



Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Through a Window, Darkly: Part III

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That would be Famous Movie Math Quote #4 that he's quoting.

Updates every day this week! Hopefully! (almost not today!)



Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Through a Window, Darkly: Part II

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Some years back, that switch was replaced with a button, leading to the need to clicking "Start" button to shut the computer off.

Updates every day this week! Hopefully!



Monday, March 02, 2009

Through a Window, Darkly: Part I

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When it comes to computers and technology these days, a lot of things are new to me.
Meanwhile, my Sony Walkman stills works.
Mostly.

Updates every day this week! Hopefully!



Sunday, March 01, 2009

IWC Remix Competition Entries and Poll

The Lego-comic posted lasted under the title, Class Blog, was created partly because of the Irregular Webcomic Remix Competition. (And partly because I wanted to do it once I found out that I had permission to do it in the first place!)

There is also a poll on the IWC main page. Vote for Remix #9! Thanks.

Sunday Comic: Super-Stickman 44/45: The Return of the Return of the Evil Villain

Dateline: Stick-World!
Some things never get old, like when an old Villian returns a week after previously returning to settle an old score in a very old hand-drawn comic booklet.

Don't touch that dial!
But do click this link and follow the unfolding story!